Be careful of asking a spiritual master how to live your life. You might get more than you bargained for. This sermon was preached on September 22, 2019 at Trinity Episcopal Church in Warsaw by the Rev. Sare Liz Anuszkiewicz. The churchified calendar date was Year C, Proper 20. The readings were Amos 8:4-7, Psalm 113, 1 Timothy 2:1-7, and Luke 16:1-13.